Yesterday, I ran errands. And one of those errands was stopping by my local pet store to pick up some treats for Lucy the Trouble Puggle. When I pulled into the parking lot the only space available was next to one of those giant blood donation buses. Luckily, when I got out of the car the lady standing out front was busy on her phone so I was able to walk on by.
But leaving the pet store was something totally different. The volunteer lady immediately tried to strike up a conversation with me as soon as I was about 50 feet from my car. {CRAP!}
It was cold, and I didn’t want to be rude, so I stopped to listen to her spiel. The next thing I know, I’m wearing a I ♥ donating blood t-shirt and handing over my driver’s licence and filling out medical forms.
Have you ever given blood before? This was my first attempt, and let me tell you Bob, it was actually kind of cool. Maybe I’ve been living under a rock for the past 20 years but did you know they make little temperature strips that fit under your tongue? How did I not know this?
Anywho, after the Q&A the nurse took a sample of my blood to check my iron, I passed with a score of 13.3 {whatever that means}. Cool, I’m going to do something good here I thought to myself, I’ll be helping someone by giving them my blood, and, as a bonus, I’ll get some juice and a free cookie. What more could someone want on a typically Thursday afternoon?
Then, she took my blood pressure.
And then I was booted out of the blood bus.
Apparently you can’t give blood if you have low blood pressure. What.a.rip.off. I had invested a good 20 minutes sitting on a bus and now they didn’t want my blood. I even volunteered to run around the bus a few times to get my heartbeat up a bit. But the nurse lady wouldn’t let me.
I felt like a total failure.
I even tried to give my free I ♥ donating blood shirt back but the lady wouldn’t take it. Instead she just told me to come back next month and try again.
Hmm.
Any suggestions?
~Mavis
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